funny list

I found a list that kind of describes my symptoms/problems but in a more light hearted way

You know you have chiari when

You can spell words like "syringomyelia" and "chiari" without thinking about it.

You sneeze and you feel like someone hit you in the back of the head with a bat.

Someone mentions "tonsil" and you immediatly assume they're talking about their cerebellum rather than their throat.

Your pride isn't the only thing thats hard to swallow!

You can honestly say that you have more brains than most people.

You are explaining to your GP what is wrong with you, rather than the other way around.

Someone says It's all in your head, AND THEY'RE RIGHT.

Your biggest concern of having brain surgery is "What will my hair look like?"

You keep looking for that bug that bit you or that hair that is on your arm and sticking you but you never find it!!!

Your brain has a tail.